On 4 April this year marks another big party in honor of the One True God and Edible Flying Spaghetti Monster: the pastures had .
The pastures had a religious holiday similar to the Jewish feast of Passover and the Christian feast of Easter. During this time, Pastafari around the world are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti is cooked "in His Image" by family members dressed as pirates. The pastures had celebrated the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster began to touch people with His Appendix Tallarinesco. All true [...] believers eat the pasta and make the ritual of Paso Eye Patch, in which each member to the table using a pirate patch and says why he is happy to have been touched.
is interesting to note that pastures had before it occurs that the followers of this evil heresy that is called jebuísmo Easter (or, something that unnerves me to levels that can not be described without using vulgarities, "Semanasanta" of run, as one word). In this event made pilgrimages to sacred sites of worship on the coast and Acapulco, Cancun, Guaymas, Huatulco, Ixtapa, Los Cabos, Manzanillo, Mazatlan, Puerto Vallarta, Playa del Carmen, Rosarito and Veracruz, among others, where drinking excess alcohol and women (and men) wear very little clothing.
This ritual is a clear evocation of Heaven Pastafari, like all devotees know has beer volcanoes and strippers factories, so it should be an acceptable way to celebrate the pastures had. This surely must be another sign of Monesvol and more evidence in favor of Mexicans have been touched by His Appendix Tallarinesco. Ramen.
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