Saturday, March 27, 2010

Why Do I Have White Stuff On My Clitoris

meeting pastures had!

On 4 April this year marks another big party in honor of the One True God and Edible Flying Spaghetti Monster: the pastures had .

The pastures had a religious holiday similar to the Jewish feast of Passover and the Christian feast of Easter. During this time, Pastafari around the world are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti is cooked "in His Image" by family members dressed as pirates. The pastures had celebrated the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster began to touch people with His Appendix Tallarinesco. All true [...] believers eat the pasta and make the ritual of Paso Eye Patch, in which each member to the table using a pirate patch and says why he is happy to have been touched.

is interesting to note that pastures had before it occurs that the followers of this evil heresy that is called jebuísmo Easter (or, something that unnerves me to levels that can not be described without using vulgarities, "Semanasanta" of run, as one word). In this event made pilgrimages to sacred sites of worship on the coast and Acapulco, Cancun, Guaymas, Huatulco, Ixtapa, Los Cabos, Manzanillo, Mazatlan, Puerto Vallarta, Playa del Carmen, Rosarito and Veracruz, among others, where drinking excess alcohol and women (and men) wear very little clothing.

This ritual is a clear evocation of Heaven Pastafari, like all devotees know has beer volcanoes and strippers factories, so it should be an acceptable way to celebrate the pastures had. This surely must be another sign of Monesvol and more evidence in favor of Mexicans have been touched by His Appendix Tallarinesco. Ramen.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

List Original Pokemon

Chain: HIV-infected syringes

Those who are interested in urban legends probably know the history of HIV-infected needles left in the film to infect unwary visitors. It is a true classic, and as such one should in automatic answer is a lie. But the chain is still circulating. Here it is.


CARE PLEASE CHECK YOUR SEAT WHEN YOU GO TO THE CINEMA

An incident occurred when a friend of an employee for Femsa, went to the movies and sat in a chair, she felt that something was clicking

parentheses: hollow truth that accuracy is adorable? I do not know whether induction courses to tell them otherwise, but the employees were not birthed by Femsa God so that nothing bad ever happens to them. This data would be useless if it furnish a possible origin of this variant, which should could be the home of Femsa, or Monterrey.

He got to see what had been and saw a needle with a note attached that said 'Welcome to the real world because you are HIV Positive' In fact, going to the doctor she was tested and the needle were HIV positive.

For the virus to be reflected in a blood test may need to spend up to six months after being infected .!!!!! Most of us we just dove into the seat. PLEASE CHECK YOUR SEAT !!!!!!

The safest way is to palpate do NOT YOUR HAND to see if you feel the needle, at least move the seat several times to see if anything

LOOK GREAT.

phones also in drug users are putting needles in the hole where you get to change people, to seek change or see if someone left something to be infected with HEPATITITIS B, AIDS and other diseases. Another

parentheses: Little Boy Holy God! I can get sick of me HEPATITITIS ! The net gives me much more scared of getting sick of "hepatititis" than hepatitis. Sorry, is that I could not endure.

This message must be sent to everyone to stay away from danger. Be cautious !!!!!!

This information was provided by employees of Telefonos de Mexico through the instructor and was emailed to all employees of the Metropolitan Police. This message is a social service, work with your distribution and

TAKE CARE Help us to help '! PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD DELETE,, TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS FOR MEDIA MESSENGER THAT USES CAN YOU REMEMBER IS BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY?

,.,.,. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP

Not long ago Caesar Light pitorreó received it and it properly, so I first sent him there. I hope.

Welcome back. If you paid attention to Caesar, have noticed that the big problem with the chain is that the alleged risk sites no longer exist. The version that Caesar was said to have occurred in Cinépolis, and the last time I stepped on a Cinépolis (about two months ago) seats were folding and one is bound to lower the seat itself back far enough to sit. Not a seat to facilitate planting syringes or notes. Moreover, as Caesar says, employees (supposedly) pass the broom between functions.

Much is anachronistic mention of payphones, which are virtually nonexistent in the country, displaced by the booths electronic board mounted precisely Telmex, which in turn would be displaced by cell phones. Currently, Telmex and does not manage payphones and should not have a single instructor who imparts an issue on payphones.

My version had something that Caesar did not have: signatures. Or rather, attempted signature. MARTHA E.

GOMEZ CAMACHO
ADDRESS CULTURAL DIFFUSION
TEL. 5151 5333 FAX
****, ** **
MUNIZ JAIME SUZANNE
INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY AND SUPERIOR STUDIES OF MONTERREY
GARZA EUGENE DEPT OF SCHOLARSHIPS ards

Diego Del Angel

systems

In this jumble without rhyme or distinguish at least three people who allegedly would support the chain. None is directly related to Femsa or Telmex. The telephone and fax numbers do not look anything like the phones of the Tec de Monterrey campuses in Tlalpan and Atizapán , the most obvious suspects for the number format. Nor is it credible that a person with a high administrative position within the Tec de Monterrey is unable to write correctly the name of the founder of this institution, Eugenio Garza Sada . Only the very naive would go with the fake.

History

chain

This string is actually two chains merged. The history of the needles in the seats of the cinema and the history of the needles on phones running each separately at least since 1998. Fusion apparently occurred shortly afterwards, because next year it circulated a version very similar to that presented here in Argentina and Uruguay. Meme recent incarnations of the needle infected with HIV are in nightclubs, gas pumps and vending machines for soda.

The meme of the film infected needle may be the oldest and the direct antecedent of the latest versions for phones and gas stations. It takes many elements of the urban legend of "AIDS Mary" , invented during the decade of 1980, about a woman who seduced men with AIDS to infect as revenge for having been infected. Another possible precedent is the hysteria of the Men of the Needles in New Orleans in 1930, allegedly preying on young black women in theaters to inject morphine, kidnapped and sold into slavery, or any woman for killing them and selling them medical schools as corpses for dissection.

The danger of Insurance

chains will not be surprised to know that never has found a systematic assembly infected needles in public places. What itself has been documented are acts of vandalism and pranks that replicate some elements of the chain:

  • In February 1999, two people were reported injured by needles in phone booths in Pulaski, Virginia. Other nearby towns reported finding needles in mailboxes. The incident occurred a week that an area newspaper ran a story showing the string as false.
  • In April 2008, police in New Waterford, Nova Scotia, Canada reported that in local parks placed willing to poke needles who sit on them.
  • In February 2009, in Vancouver, Oregon syringes were found glued to telephones and doorknobs .
  • In July 2009, a woman was pricked by needles in the clothing being tested in a shop in Houston.
  • In October 2009, victims reported needlestick vending machines Middle Tennessee State University.

Not one of the victims have been infected with HIV or another illness.

Tellingly, no incidents of syringes in public places came before the diffusion of the chain, and there is circumstantial evidence that the case of Virginia inspired by the chain. This will create a cyclical process in which the abandoned syringes alerting chains inspire lazy to recreate the urban legend, which now becomes a reality and increase the credibility of the original legend, which is more likely to be passed, read by vague and so on to infinity and beyond.

Chains are bad because they fill up with junk email, creating unnecessary hysteria and induce decisions and wrong actions. This string taught me that the chains are also bad because they inspire people bad ideas harmful and stupid. Say no to chain letters.

More

Identical versions

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  • HIV Hoax in Rompecadenas, s / f.
  • HIV needle-stick Rumors Still Thriving Online at About.com, March 24, 1999.
  • eye with needles in VSAntivirus, December 21, 1999

Other versions:

Monday, March 1, 2010

Thank You Wedding Welcome Bag Letter

The Circus of the Absurd no. 24

After the small bump last month, the Circus of the Absurd set up his tent in a timely manner in parallel editing in Wordpress Ahuramazdah under an entry form factor - comment that goes straight to the point . Thus, the progress of the Circus returns to normal.

The next feature will be the Monday after pastures had (Sic) on 5 April. This function marks the second anniversary of the Circus and the start of the third season. Unless someone else is anime, I propose to use my prerogative as a coordinator and get the hat as host for April. As always seeking masters of ceremonies for future positions, and accepted questions, concerns and comments. Carnival