The Circus of the Absurd no. 25: Happy The frog-looking woman walked down the aisle as fast as he allowed his complexion hideous frogs and their designer boots. Behind her was a gunman violent and vulgar-looking he was carrying several packages.
woman talking on a cell frog. Asked for a candidate in Veracruz, on the other in Oaxaca, for how to pay a deputy who had previously hindered their organization. The answers were not expected, it needed. Frustrated, finally hung up.
- Ugh! Misrule this country is a daunting task. Sometimes one needs to be distracted by chambitas close together as this, do not you, Pancho?
Pancho, such was the gunman, only responded with a deadpan "Yes, wormwood."
"That being said ... ah well, never mind. Room 101! Here we are. Others must be waiting.
Master opened the door and the other characters were there, sitting around a semicircular table in the center of a dimly lit room. The central chair was empty. Master went to the empty chair. Meanwhile, Pancho packages distributed among those present.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry you my tardiness, but was in a meeting with Felipe useless, and I imagine how it is. Thank you very much, Pancho, "he said while receiving the last packet of the gunman. You are dismissed. Stay out if you need it. Pancho
While he left the room muttering "yes, wormwood," Master went to the other attendees.
"As you know, we have been chosen from our various corporations and commissioned by the highest evaluation to the guerrilla operation coordinated by the official disinformation P. Packets containing the documents have been generated by that operation. We check and see if they conform to our interests and the interests of the New Order, and whether the draft P continues.
The Pharmaceutical flipped a couple of documents. "Here is a complaint against the recognition collegiate homeopathy in Spain. These European players have done a great job destroying homeopathy. We can not allow to gain acceptance, it's bad for business in my guild, and we all know how important it is money my guild for the support of the New Order.
"I know well," said Master Pharmacy. What else?
- Here's another about the lack of evidence of the healing power of prayer .
"Very clever. Two birds with one stone. Discredit the spiritual medicine and the Church.
"It never hurts an attack on Rome," said the Rabbi. They served us very well for a while, but have become an obstacle to our plans. Attack is also very timely now that the Church has alienated the public with sex scandals. Enjoy acceptance.
-Discredit to various churches, "said the Shaman. Not just Christians pray, they talk not only with their gods. But I agree that this text is useful to us, we are pleased, then away to men of faith, religion, and becomes more controllable by us.
the arms left to browse your package and his face brightened.
- Ah, this will satisfy my patterns! Agent K continues its work debunking the HAARP . Need to hide the true nature of HAARP, at least while we strengthen our control of Agartha and telluric currents.
The Oil flipped back his package of documents, separated one and said
-And speaking of HAARP, the same agent K has a chronic and critical analysis of the rumors of a big earthquake in Mexico . Do not have anything to do with his company, armaments?
The arms made a gesture of annoyance.
"We're confident that that information was leaked, but still do not understand how. It was quite difficult to interrupt the boot sequence of HAARP and recalibrate the system. Fortunately there was no need to turn off everything and just had to defer the quake a little. In the long run had its advantages. "I remember
be careful. Is sensitive technology, you know? Adapted for use by apes like you not easy, "said Master. Who's next?
Q The agent wrote about the failed prophecy of an astrologer "said the Shaman. I suggest we let this continue astrologer: your child astrology and useless people away from the true astrology, hidden them wisdom. Occult must be only to our service, our will.
- Does everyone agree? Well, that says do as Shaman, "said Master.
The Pharmaceutical considered a document carefully and do not understand very well.
- logic of propositions. Do we need this?
"Of course you need. If we educate the people in logic and reasoning rules, will be trained in the rigid thinking of materialistic science so we can preserve the monopoly of the Occult and Healing, and said, "the Master Shaman.
"Oh, this is funny: a spoof feminist proposals for non-sexist language," said Rabbi . Do we have any interest in feminism?
- Of course! "Said the Pharmaceutical and Oil in unison. Feminists tend to be socialists, and socialism is the enemy of transnational industries in the service of the New Order. Therefore we must neutralize.
-O co-opting .... -Added Master.
The Petroleum spoke. "Our English agent made another report which rejects an island in the Bay of Bengal has disappeared because of climate change . That is fine, but do not we risk it is found that climate change is a myth?
"Climate change is a myth," said Pharmaceuticals. We can use this report to discredit environmentalists, to ridicule, to increase popular skepticism about deter the people to do something and to profit from disaster.
"No, I'm pretty sure it's a myth invented to preserve order and neocolonial underdevelopment in the Third World.
"Well you're wrong.
Between the screams, the Rabbi got up and strong, authoritative voice, said:
"Enough, enough. I recall that, in the same way we manipulate the masses and give them conflicting information to serve our purposes, we also are engineered to follow the designs of the highest. We are not given to know whether global warming is true or false. The Higher have decided that our various organizations should be aware of different versions, which are most appropriate for their work. Rabbi
While returning to his seat, the teacher said
"Well, well. So this report is approved. What else do we have?
"There's something about Hercólubus - Shaman said.
- Hercólubus? But that project was canceled years ago.
"Yes, but some people still believe it is real.
- Are our agents?
I do not know. They are very clumsy, very clumsy to be of our own. But I have to review the records.
- represent a threat to our operations?
"I doubt it," said the Rabbi. Denounce something that no longer exists. I recommend moving Hercólubus intervene and turn it into scrap esotericism, which we use to mind control the mob.
"Sounds good. And on a related note, here is a report of a documentary on the Mayan apocalypse 2012 and a monolith in the Pacific Ocean . Do you know something about shaman?
"Let me see ... No, I do not know this monolith. Do not build it, do not get up, not consecrate. But the alignment of the talk is true. Perhaps the monolith is of Atlantean ancestors.
- Another leak?
"Maybe. Or it may be a coincidence. That channel usually convey the false wisdom that we made, the lies invented.
-Start an inquiry and punish those responsible, if any.
"So be it.
the arms put a serious expression.
-Mmm. Here's something I do not like. Agent E wrote a manifesto on the emptiness of contemporary youth , their desire for immediate and contempt for the true human spirit.
"You know, this has been one of the greatest achievements of the New Order ... and my organization, "said the teacher with some satisfaction. What is the problem? "That
blames the" market culture. "
Everyone hit. The Oil complained plaintively.
- What!? But you can not do that! We are the Market!
-not alone, "said Pharmaceutical anxiously. Agent K is denouncing the "computer terrorism."
- what we do from China and Russia? Asked the arms.
"No, what we are doing here, now: spreading false information to cause fear in the public and influence their actions . Is claiming the same operation!
Master became angry. His face contorted even more angry grimace. Began to press the intercom hysterically.
- This is unacceptable! Pancho! Pancho! Goals you need a bummer the futility of P and a. .. What do you call the other guys?
- Wait a minute! Do not send kill anyone yet "broke the arms. Here is a note of P.
- Who else do I have to fuck, wormwood? Asked the intercom.
"Nobody, Pancho. Wait a minute ...
- Tons P thunder just me?
- No, no! What does the note? Representatives
Most High:
I have included some reports that appear to denounce and expose the true nature of the project. Let me make clear that such impression is wrong. The aim we pursued was to make these documents give the project a false image of credibility and intellectual honesty, so that our messages reach the public more easily.
His servant, P
Rabbi nodded in approval.
"Not bad for a beginner. Already taking our methods of duplication and confusion to spread our content among the people. Is hiding our intentions making them full sunlight. I would almost say that impressive.
- How do we know that does not deceive us? Asked the Oil.
"No one can deceive us. Nobody has deceived Master-sentenced. If P tries to deceive or betray, destroy it without delay and without mercy, like so many others with more and better than themselves. Just be more vigilant in its operation. Trust in him. Are we missing something?
"Looks like it.
"Well, it's time to take a decision," said Master. For the few results in recent months, I thought we should cancel. But I can still be useful. I say keep it, but with less budget, at least for the next year.
"I agree. "And I
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"Since there are no objections, the meeting was adjourned. P give instructions to be informed. Come on, that the New Order will not only build.
Everyone left the room. As I walked out, escorted by Pancho, Master took out his cell and made another call to his number more often.
- Felipe? What news I Veracruz you?
